100 questions test!

~Perder el tiempo con 100 preguntas? Yay! De todos modos me pareció "original" este test en particular, y por eso lo respondo.

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.

Huh... I don't use iTunes... I'll just do it with my mp3 player:
Deathgaze - Yami ni ame fukaishita sekai
The pumpkin head - Samoeraisouni
D'espairsRay - Murder freaks
Muse - Megalomania
Korn - Dead bodies everywhere
Kokusyoku Sumire - Yomaichi gusa

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Mmm, I'm not sure. Maybe Piñera... I wanna spit on his face.

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

"the Earth. Celty herself had no idea whether it was true or not, however."

4) What do you think about most?

About myself, of course.

5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?

That implies that I own a cellphone, which I don't.

6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

I always sleep wearing a shirt or t-shirt and my underwear.

7) What's your strangest talent?

A strange talent? Like the useless talents of Palomita? XD Well, I don't know. The dogs obey me sometimes...

8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)

Girls and boys are fucking the same.

9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Yes, I'm good at poetry. I wrote a pair of songs, but they were shitty.

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?

I've never played air guitar :/

11) Do you have any strange phobias?

Moths. They creep the hell out of me.

12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

I sniff the chocolate wraps... I sniff them very hard sometimes...

13) What's your religion?

Me.

14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Staring at Jack with wet eyes XD

15) Do you perfer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

It depends.

16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

Dunnooooo ;o; ... D'espairsRay? -OZ-? UnsraW? Muse? I just can't decide.

17) What was the last lie you told?

"Hey, don't blame me, I'm only human"

18) Do you believe in karma?

No.

19) What does your URL mean?

Sorry, I don't get it.

20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

I'm afraid of moths... I have a very developed neo cortex...

21) Who is your celebrity crush?

Karyu from D'espairsRay. Even if recently I've been trying to marry Viktoria Modesta (damn, she's so perfect).

22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

No.

23) How do you vent your anger?

I become like a monster and I hit my head against the wall or kick the chairs besides me or scream like "aaaaarghhhh"... Hum, I'm really inmature.

24) Do you have a collection of anything?

I collect menus from sushi restaurants (I'm not joking). And comics.

25) Do you perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Talking on the phone.

26) Are you happy with the person you've become?

Yes, I am. I used to hate myself.

27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?

A sound I hate: the crying of a baby. A sound I love: A knife cutting the air.

28) What's your biggest "what if"?

"What if I become perfect?"

29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

I don't need to belive for them to exist. We are not alone.

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

Right: my wrist. Left: my hand.

31) Smell the air. What do you smell?

I smell the food I made several hours ago. It's 8 o'clock in the night! Why the fuck are you people eating lunch?

32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?

Mmm... the worst... I can't remember.

33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

I think I'll pass this one.

34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

For me there isn't such thing as an opposite gender.

35) To you, what is the meaning of life?

Preserve my perfection in a better body (my perfection, my awesomeness, the mind who defines me, etc).

36) Define: Art.

Oh, how tricky. I used to teach Art in high school, but when someone asks me "what is art" I'm like "Art is everything", and nothing more.

37) Do you believe in luck?

No, luck is for odd irish people (no ofense... )

38) What's the weather like right now?

Warm.

39) What time is it?

8: 23 at night.

40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

No, I don't.

41) What was the last book you read?

The 9th volume of DRRR!! light novel.

42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?

Not particulary.

43) Do you have any nicknames?

Karyu is a nickname (too bad it isn't my real name u.u).

44) What was the last movie you saw?

Attack the block.

45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?

The person I used to love many years ago made me a cut in the leg with a razor. It hurt a lot and there was blood all over my knee and she laughed and laughed.

46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?

Of course not, they're beautiful! (a bit like dead people, maybe that's why they eat the corpses and carcass)

47) Do you have any obsessions right now?

Shizaya.

48) What's your sexual orientation?

I like sock puppets XD

49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

Yes. People said a lot of shit behind my back when I was a school/high school student.

50) Do you believe in magic?

Perhaps.

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

I never forvige, and I never forget.

52) What is your astrological sign?

Gemini.

53) Do you save money or spend it?

I enjoy spending it.

54) What's the last thing you purchased?

Mmmm... let me remember... oh, yeah. I bought a JSK! ♥

55) Love or lust?

Love.

56) In a relationship?

Yes.

57) How many relationships have you had?

I'll be selfish and I'll say "just this current one".

58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

No, I can't.

59) Where were you yesterday?

Are you stalink me? No, no. I was here, at home.

60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

No, there isn't.

61) Are you wearing socks right now?

Yes. Black and white. Polkadots.

62) What's your favorite animal?

I love bunnies, cats and wolfes.

63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

Huh... I think I don't have a secret weapon. I'm just me, and if you don't like me, fuck you.

64) Where is your best friend?

In the place of a friend of his.

65) Spit or swallow?(;

Spit.

66) What is your heritage?

Thick lips and big cinnamon eyes, I'm also tall like my father.

67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

I was in bed, looking at the ceiling, trying to make the stars move in the emptyness.

68) What do you think is Satan's last name?

Orihara XDDDD

69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

I think so...

70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

Yes, I'm amazing.

71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

I get into the water and do my best try to save the dog. I like dogs. I don't like bosses. Yes, I said it before and I say it again: I'm really really inmature.

72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

a) No.
b) Live, like always.
c) No, I don't trust in tradicional medicine. I wouldn't believe I'm gonna die in a month, and my mind is more powerful than the words of a stranger, even if it's a doctor.

73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.

I choose love.

74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Tomodachi poruka by Kokosyoku Sumire. It's super cute!

75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

I don't have one.

76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

Hating things/people together.

77) How can I win your heart?

Be nice to me, don't piss me off with your nonsense chating, don't ever betray me and treat me like an equal or superior, not like I was your pet or something or like you are better than me and I must be grateful to you. Ah, you can always make me smile with sweets!

78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

Of course, I'm a proof of that. Now that I'm sane I can't write at all! It's really frustrating.

79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

Saying yes to have a relashionship with my Jack.

80) What size shoes do you where?

Eh? Isn't it "wear"? I don't know my american size.

81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

"Here lies our true god"

82) What is your favorite word?

I don't have a favorite word.

83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart.

"I totally let my guard down, but I'm not ashamed. I love you. I love you very much".

84) What is a saying you say a lot?

"Daaaahh"... "Puta el weon"... "Mono de mierda"... "Hola, perra, te extrañé"... "Donde carajos está mi ofrenda?!"... "ay el conshesumadre"

85) What's the last song you listened to?

-OZ- - Protect code

86) Basic question: what's your favorite color/colors?

Black, white (well, these are not colors, but who cares), red, pink, blue.

87) What is your current desktop picture?

Pink ribbons from an AP print.

88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

Michelle Monaghan really must die now. I'm serious.

89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?

"Hi sweetie! Hum... were you and Jack having sex in the couch while I was away?"

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Nothing. Nothing at all.

91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

Being a non-blue Dr. Manhattan!!

92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

A sweet afternoon in bed with Jack. Pizza between us.

93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

Being in love for the first time. It was the worst thing ever.

94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

I don't wanna sleep with any hot and attractive stranger.

95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Alone? ;___; I wanna go with Jack!

96) Do you have any relatives in jail?

Not that I know.

97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?

No.

98) Ever been on a plane?

No. Planes scare me.

99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

"The saviour you've been waiting for is here. But you all have been so stupid, cruel and blind that now you have me and you can see me and hear me, you say "save us" and I say "fuck you".

100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.

shounenlolita
gemrin
sombredolls
izayaheiwajima
zombieslolitas